Showing posts with label Others. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Others. Show all posts

Programmer Love Letter


Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on local train platform and realised that you are the only site I was browsing for.
For long time, I've been lonely,this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now. My life is just uncompiled program without you which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so delightful which encourages me and gives power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /* which I never experienced before */.

With this letter, I just want to convey you that, if we are linked together, I'll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for human being to live a error free life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox.

- A Software Professional :D

How to make 'her' fall in love with you

Searching for ways to make a woman fall in love with you can easily drive you up the wall. For a lot of men, just like you, women can be a little bit of a mystery. One moment you think that you are doing okay with a woman, and then the next moment, you are wondering if she is really into you at all. Is there a way that you can make sure that you can make her fall for you?
Here are some ways to make a woman fall in love that should get you going:

1. Be the kind of guy that she can feel secure with.
The only way to really make a woman feel this way is for her to see that YOU are a secure man. When a woman can sense that you are nervous or insecure around her, you are doing nothing to make HER feel security when she is with you. Don't assume that you have to act super macho to make a woman feel protected by you. You just have to leave her with the impression that she is with a confident alpha male that has no insecurities at all.

2. You have to be spontaneous with a woman.
To be honest, most guys ARE pretty boring. When they want to take a woman out on a date, they will do the tried and true dinner and a movie thing. You want to get used to being a little more spontaneous and think outside of the box once in a while when you are with a woman. You don't want her to be able to read your every move even before you make it. You want to be able to catch a woman by surprise and make her wonder what is going to happen next when she is with you.

3. You have to be able to go beyond the friend zone with a woman.
Being polite and being friendly is all well and good, but if you want to make a woman fall for you, if you want her to want you, then you have to go beyond that friend zone with her. If you hesitate to do this, or if you never really get beyond this stage with her, then you are only going to end up disappointed when you find out that she does not feel the same way about you that you do about her. Most men have been in this situation before, and you have to realize that it's a trap.